HEROES GET REMEMBERED LEGENDS NEVER DIE

I, __________, being of sound, blood-enriched mind and living body, do hereby wish the following three steps to be executed with all due expedience and in the order specified, in the event of my transformation (whether accidental or otherwise) into a zombie:

1. My head shall be forcibly removed from my body.

2. No less than five (5) bullets shall be fired point-blank from a high-powered rifle into my brain.

3. My head and body shall be burned until nothing but ash remains.

I leave these instructions of my own free will on this day,________, 20__.

signed,

_______________________

2012-05-07

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It’s been a long time since I’ve been close to you.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been sad.
It’s been a while since I’ve really spent time with you.
Wish I could take back the times that I had.
The only thing that you ever really did for me
Was make me oh so miserable.
And the hope that I never see your face again
Is anything but questionable.
There was a time that I thought you were a friend to me
I think those times I was probably just drunk.
And if they offered a test about being a good friend
I’d put money down that you’d surely flunk.
The only thing that you ever really took from me were my records to
Hawk them for dope.
Now all I have left is this heart in my chest,
Your dishonesty helping me cope.

2012-05-02

2012-05-01

DEAD PEOPLE. GREEDY SONS OF BITCHES. THEY HAD THEIR TIME TO EXIST, AND NOW THAT IT’S OVER, DO THEY FLOAT PEACEFULLY INTO THE NEXT PLANE OF CONSCIOUSNESS? NO. THEY WANT MORE. AN EQUAL STAKE IN OUR WORLD. AND UNTIL THEY GET IT, THEY’LL RATTLE AS MANY CHAINS, TERRORIZE AS MANY CHILDREN, AND SURROUND AS MANY SHOPPING MALLS AS THEY CAN.

2012-04-26

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There is a natural order. The way things are meant to be. An order that says that the good guys always win. That you die when it’s your time, or you have it coming. That the ending is always happy, if only for someone else. Now at some point it became clear to us that our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world. Our options narrowing down to petty crime or minimum wage. So, we stepped off the path, and went looking for the fortune that we knew was looking for us. Once off the path you do what you can to eat and to keep moving. You don’t blow your ghost of a chance with nickel and dime. No possessions, no comforts. Need is the ultimate monkey. A pint of your blood can fetch you fifty bucks. A shot of cum, three grand. You keep your life simple and you can literally self sustain.

2012-04-07

Okey Dokey Doggie Daddy

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“SURVIVE”

Somewhere between happy, and total fucking wreck
Feet sometimes on solid ground, sometimes at the edge
To spend your waking moments, simply killing time
Is to give up on your hopes and dreams, to give up on your…
Life for you, has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We’ve all been sorry, we’ve all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are
An obvious disinterest, a barely managed smile
A deep nod in agreement, a status quo exile
I shirk my obligations, I miss all your deadlines
I excel at quitting early, and fucking up my life
Life for you, has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We’ve all been sorry, we’ve all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are
All smiles and sunshine, a perfect world on a perfect day
Everything always works out, I have never felt so fucking great
All smiles and sunshine, a perfect world on a perfect day
Everything always works out, I have never felt so great
Are we verging on an answer,
Or fucking up our…
Life for you, has been less than kind
So take a number, stand in line
We’ve all been sorry, we’ve all been hurt
But how we survive, is what makes us who we are

2012-04-06

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“ABANDON SHIP OR ABANDON ALL HOPE”

Don’t make a sound, it’s time to throw it into lockdown
Watch me knock down this mess that I’ve
Gotten myself into for a small commission
I’ll show you how
If you just get off the ground
You’ve got to move a little faster
To make it out of this disaster
Before you get factored out
Turn, the page another line I should have saved
But who’s to say that you wouldn’t be blown away
Anchor come and drag me down,
Before I take the dive (I’ll take what I can get)
Leave me for dead, I always said you’d find me in over my head
Now you can take it literal instead
So now I’m bringing it back (I’ll take what I can get)
Anchor drag me down before I take the dive
Call off the search
There’s been no sign for and days and there’s no way to say for sure
If less is more
I’m sweating out the fever that’s been spreading on the dance floor
Pick your feet up on the ground
They got to move a little faster
Faster to make it out of this disaster
Will you last or will you fall to your knees
Turn, turn the page another line I should have saved
But who’s to say that you wouldn’t be blown away
Anchor come and drag me down,
Before I take the dive (I’ll take what I can get)
Leave me for dead, I always said you’d find me in over my head
Now you can take it literal instead
So now I’m bringing it back (I’ll take what I can get)
Anchor drag me down before I take the dive
At first with all the weight of all this pressure I was fine
But now I feel like I have buried myself alive
Drag me out and push me down
But hurry up before the surface freezes over now
I’m going to drown
I’m going down without a sound

2012-04-04

I’m amazed at a quiet ocean
I’m amazed at your warm devotion
I’m amazed at what the people sayin
I’m amazed by a divided nation
like the rhythm of the earth i get disrupted
I’m amazed at all that has been
I’m amazed at all that will be
I’m amazed at the tv stations
I’m amazed what they want me to believe
after all is said and done where is the justice?
I’m amazed the lack of evolution
I’m amazed at the lack of faith
I’m amazed at the love we rejecting
I’m amazed what we accept in its place
like the rhythm of the earth
and the rhythm of the ages
like the rhythm i get disrupted